Macna Westcoast Motorcycle Textile Jacket

My nana taught me to start with good things so here goes: Not too expensive, and it looks cool. Unfortunately I don't think they ever tested this thing on an actual motorcycle. While riding over 80km/h I could occasionally hear a massive "bang" on my helmet. It was loud enough that resonated in my skull. First time it happened I was shocked! I mean a huge smack noise. I couldn't figure out what it was, I thought that my helmet is broken or something. Turned out that it was the metal ends of the lanyards that you can clearly see on the picture. I repeat: lanyards with metal ends whipping around!!! Brilliant! If that wasn't bad enough, the collar... There is a reason why motorcycle jackets dont have collars like that. This collar generates a noise that can only be compared to a Polaris rocket taking off from a silo on its mission to end the human life. If you ride without ear protection, this jacket will make you reconsider your choices. The last but not least, there are only two pockets, and if you put something small inside, its extremely hard to fish out which will happen to you as you just started using ear protection, and these are the only pockets you have.